Walleye | Review: Escape Plan
Which year was 1989, "escape plan" was a movie this year. What year of the decade. Millennium. Movie of all time, the founding event of telling him grandchildren: Sylvester Stallone. And Arnold Schwarzenegger. Together. texas health southwest Two superpowers. Gog and Magog. Gasoline and Slam. Aichi and Scratch. Who would have thought seems to be the day when we can anticipate both on one screen, which - once. There is a danger the whole cinema hall Ioaf back, would collapse, will become a black hole and swallow the solar system. And it's all the opening titles. The fact that this entertaining action film and it is quite likely can also cause some neighboring galaxies crash into themselves.
The year is 1989. Schwarzenegger has already resigned, went into politics and back, and Stallone trying desperately to scrape the scraps of what might be his career. Both are approaching the age of seventy. They are well aware that at this stage are mainly a parody of themselves, Fanz'lein of jokes eighties. They've Hfio together on screen in "The Expendables" - but there it was just kind of a guest appearance texas health southwest for joking (Schwarzenegger saying "I'll be back." Witty). World, it seems, no longer holds his breath as Rambo and Conan are approaching each other.
Shame we missed some cinematic event so huge because this year is not the correct year. Schwarzenegger and Stallone texas health southwest time are really two main stars, the film has a real story, not a collection of One - liners attached gum. And more than that - the standards of 1989, "escape plan" could have been a masterpiece. Today is quite reminiscent of the period spent "Prison Break", but when you place it on the scale of Schwarzenegger and Stallone films, is huge.
Stallone texas health southwest plays an expert escape: he voluntarily imprisoned in jail, he escapes from prison, and then he shows to jail how did he do it to improve security. texas health southwest After he explains that he can escape from anywhere, Stallone takes on another job, which is to be sent to jail top secret and illegal amaze, designed specifically for people texas health southwest who is better texas health southwest - if you already moral law and the Geneva does not move you - shoot them and finish the business. This prison so secret that even Stallone must not know where he is, and even though it goes against every rule of safety he has ever invented for himself, he decides to get a job that otherwise would not have a movie.
Inside, he obviously finds everyone forgot about his existence, no one going to get him ever escape from this prison is impossible. Now remains only to do the impossible. And since you did not even Stallone can do alone, he joins Schwarzenegger, another prisoner instead.
This plot is so absurd it sounds like good stuff stupidity delightful kind that characterized the Eighties texas health southwest bodybuilders movies. But surprisingly, the film treats texas health southwest her quite seriously. Stallone's escape at the beginning of the film probably should not take classes in case you find yourself in jail for no fault Bcfcm, but it has a few ideas mission - an - possible interest. Two aging bodybuilders have known for their strong suit today is not wrestle without a shirt, and they spend more time talking than the beating and shooting. Stallone takes his work seriously, while Schwarzenegger texas health southwest just funny: he became the number one copycat of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the world. In one scene he returns - perhaps the first time in his appearances in film - mother tongue, and starts cursing vigorously German. It is not clear why this is so funny, but a fact. Jim Kavizl, the role of prison texas health southwest worse cousin of the devil, competing at excessive Terminator game and almost won.
In terms of action, as stated, there is a limit to what one can demand an elderly couple, so do not expect heights of adrenaline. But Caksnon light and slightly silly, "escape plan" is really fine, and he could definitely work without the pagan past. Earlier this year, both Schwarzenegger ("last stand") and Stallone ("in the head") tried Lhtkmbk action movies with more style, built entirely around them: "Stallone's movie" and "srt Schwarzenegger's "sense of the word. "Escape plan" as opposed to, he could work even if the main actors were a pair of unknowns. Maybe that's texas health southwest a mistake: maybe today, if you already put Arnie and Stallone movie together, what we need is an exaggeration psycho and crazy, without a trace of logic or probability. texas health southwest Such a film could well stand as one of the highlights texas health southwest of the year, if only because of the absurdity. "Escape plan" is not, is not a joke program, is literally a movie quite enjoyable - and because it is not obtrusive or particularly memorable. If only he would have been 24 years earlier.
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Posted October 23, 2013 at 21:30
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The reporter probably never seen a movie or just love movies Iranians Smolnim street cleaner who falls for a flashlight or something .... Otherwise impossible to understand how he did not enjoy this movie. The two giants Schwarzenegger and Stallone together on one screen! 1 What more could you ask for?! The writer has to leave the Business review and work in the factory for detection texas health southwest of defects on chips electrons that meet with a magnifying glass and look for flaws that's probably his hobby.
Incidentally, texas health southwest the talkback at Walla! 'I can choose not to read but to what they have to rape me hear Paul and Yumbe the speaker's post Yes Max every time I went to criticism? Why default is to play the video automatically and not wait for the surfer will? What genius decided that when he written (should be read not to watch it) at the beginning will automatically play a video?
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Review says "'escape plan' is not an exaggeration psycho and crazy, without a trace of logic or probability. Tape could well stand as one of the highlights of the year, if only because of the ridiculousness. Is literally a movie quite enjoyable - and because texas health southwest it is not obtrusive or specifically mentioned" can confuse the talkbacker found. "So the moment .. It's a film that stands out, but fun but on Tuesday - also could be much better ... what does that mean?" I think once I argued with you regarding an M-rating
Which year was 1989, "escape plan" was a movie this year. What year of the decade. Millennium. Movie of all time, the founding event of telling him grandchildren: Sylvester Stallone. And Arnold Schwarzenegger. Together. texas health southwest Two superpowers. Gog and Magog. Gasoline and Slam. Aichi and Scratch. Who would have thought seems to be the day when we can anticipate both on one screen, which - once. There is a danger the whole cinema hall Ioaf back, would collapse, will become a black hole and swallow the solar system. And it's all the opening titles. The fact that this entertaining action film and it is quite likely can also cause some neighboring galaxies crash into themselves.
The year is 1989. Schwarzenegger has already resigned, went into politics and back, and Stallone trying desperately to scrape the scraps of what might be his career. Both are approaching the age of seventy. They are well aware that at this stage are mainly a parody of themselves, Fanz'lein of jokes eighties. They've Hfio together on screen in "The Expendables" - but there it was just kind of a guest appearance texas health southwest for joking (Schwarzenegger saying "I'll be back." Witty). World, it seems, no longer holds his breath as Rambo and Conan are approaching each other.
Shame we missed some cinematic event so huge because this year is not the correct year. Schwarzenegger and Stallone texas health southwest time are really two main stars, the film has a real story, not a collection of One - liners attached gum. And more than that - the standards of 1989, "escape plan" could have been a masterpiece. Today is quite reminiscent of the period spent "Prison Break", but when you place it on the scale of Schwarzenegger and Stallone films, is huge.
Stallone texas health southwest plays an expert escape: he voluntarily imprisoned in jail, he escapes from prison, and then he shows to jail how did he do it to improve security. texas health southwest After he explains that he can escape from anywhere, Stallone takes on another job, which is to be sent to jail top secret and illegal amaze, designed specifically for people texas health southwest who is better texas health southwest - if you already moral law and the Geneva does not move you - shoot them and finish the business. This prison so secret that even Stallone must not know where he is, and even though it goes against every rule of safety he has ever invented for himself, he decides to get a job that otherwise would not have a movie.
Inside, he obviously finds everyone forgot about his existence, no one going to get him ever escape from this prison is impossible. Now remains only to do the impossible. And since you did not even Stallone can do alone, he joins Schwarzenegger, another prisoner instead.
This plot is so absurd it sounds like good stuff stupidity delightful kind that characterized the Eighties texas health southwest bodybuilders movies. But surprisingly, the film treats texas health southwest her quite seriously. Stallone's escape at the beginning of the film probably should not take classes in case you find yourself in jail for no fault Bcfcm, but it has a few ideas mission - an - possible interest. Two aging bodybuilders have known for their strong suit today is not wrestle without a shirt, and they spend more time talking than the beating and shooting. Stallone takes his work seriously, while Schwarzenegger texas health southwest just funny: he became the number one copycat of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the world. In one scene he returns - perhaps the first time in his appearances in film - mother tongue, and starts cursing vigorously German. It is not clear why this is so funny, but a fact. Jim Kavizl, the role of prison texas health southwest worse cousin of the devil, competing at excessive Terminator game and almost won.
In terms of action, as stated, there is a limit to what one can demand an elderly couple, so do not expect heights of adrenaline. But Caksnon light and slightly silly, "escape plan" is really fine, and he could definitely work without the pagan past. Earlier this year, both Schwarzenegger ("last stand") and Stallone ("in the head") tried Lhtkmbk action movies with more style, built entirely around them: "Stallone's movie" and "srt Schwarzenegger's "sense of the word. "Escape plan" as opposed to, he could work even if the main actors were a pair of unknowns. Maybe that's texas health southwest a mistake: maybe today, if you already put Arnie and Stallone movie together, what we need is an exaggeration psycho and crazy, without a trace of logic or probability. texas health southwest Such a film could well stand as one of the highlights texas health southwest of the year, if only because of the absurdity. "Escape plan" is not, is not a joke program, is literally a movie quite enjoyable - and because it is not obtrusive or particularly memorable. If only he would have been 24 years earlier.
3
Posted October 23, 2013 at 21:30
Giving
12 talkback right (click here click here!) Matoy in -24/10/2013 16:17
The reporter probably never seen a movie or just love movies Iranians Smolnim street cleaner who falls for a flashlight or something .... Otherwise impossible to understand how he did not enjoy this movie. The two giants Schwarzenegger and Stallone together on one screen! 1 What more could you ask for?! The writer has to leave the Business review and work in the factory for detection texas health southwest of defects on chips electrons that meet with a magnifying glass and look for flaws that's probably his hobby.
Incidentally, texas health southwest the talkback at Walla! 'I can choose not to read but to what they have to rape me hear Paul and Yumbe the speaker's post Yes Max every time I went to criticism? Why default is to play the video automatically and not wait for the surfer will? What genius decided that when he written (should be read not to watch it) at the beginning will automatically play a video?
Reply
Review says "'escape plan' is not an exaggeration psycho and crazy, without a trace of logic or probability. Tape could well stand as one of the highlights of the year, if only because of the ridiculousness. Is literally a movie quite enjoyable - and because texas health southwest it is not obtrusive or specifically mentioned" can confuse the talkbacker found. "So the moment .. It's a film that stands out, but fun but on Tuesday - also could be much better ... what does that mean?" I think once I argued with you regarding an M-rating
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